Am I Being Paranoid?

Cowland March 12th, 2007

I think the crazy neighbour wife followed me half-way to work today. I’m driving The Girl’s car while she’s away because mine is getting the left lower ball joint changed.

I’m sure it was Mrs. Crazy’s car that I saw parked back on their street just waiting…waiting…hidden behind some trees. As I pulled out of my street, which intersects their street, she started moving. She probably thought I was The Girl but then realized I wasn’t after I started going North instead of South on the highway.

She knows our cars and she knows our schedules quite well and if she wants to keep hearing the rhythmic sound coming from the left side of her chest, she better not fuck with us.


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  • Dr. Mommy, D.D.S.

    dude, who *are* these people???

    are they like the klopecks from that 80′s movie _the burbs_ (TERRIFFIC movie, if your haven’t seen it already, and a must-see esp if you have skanky neighbors)

  • Dr. Mommy, D.D.S.

    or maybe all those illegal drugs you took during your formative years are just starting to have their affects right now.

    i’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, tho ;-)

  • Ameloblast

    It’s a story that The Girl has been telling me to post for months (since the events happened), but I haven’t been able to untangle it enough in my mind to put it down intelligibly via written word.

    I’ll try soon.

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