I Like Country Music.
Funny March 16th, 2007
This list is on multiple sites. Some claim the songs actually exist. I don’t have the time to investigate.
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye!
- I Don’t Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
- If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
- I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run – So we’re even
- Mamma Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
- If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
- She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles
- How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
- I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Getting’ Better
- I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
- I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
- I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s like Having You Here
- I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin’On My Back And Cryin’ Over You
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Please Bypass This Heart
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer
- I Haven’t Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With a Few
March 16th, 2007 at 10:46 am
here’s one that i *know* exists – “here’s a quarter, call someone who cares”
my mom really digs country music, it’s what brought her and my stepfather together (they met on a country music date-line).
March 17th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
oh, i almost forgot the timeless classic, “how can i miss you if you won’t go away?”
March 17th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
You know that one?
March 17th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
please. i live it every day!
March 19th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
this is frigging hilarious! you know i’m sure some of those do really exist. remember my favourite country singer the Twain woman???? god, don’t get me started. why did i come to live in the same country as her? i gotta tell my husband we’re moving back to canada tomorrow! anyways, in one of her horrid songs she happens to say “you’re a fine piece of real estate and i’m gonna get me some land”! GOD! who says stuff like that??? ok i’m done now.
March 19th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I was thinking of inviting Shania to the pig roast…
That line is some awesome fine songwriting if you ask me.
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:29 pm
and speaking of shania, have you heard “i shaved my legs for this?”
it’s a classic.
March 22nd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Yeah, that’s an album by Deana Carter. I remember doing a double take when CMT popped the title up one day.