i would seriously pay someone money to go in a store and do all or some of those things while i watched. it’ll be particularily funny here in Switzerland where people in the stores, and in public in general are very polite and proper and serious. they need someone to stir things up a bit.
Ameloblast
The secret police would find out that you were the mastermind and eject you from the country.
mrs miles away
lol, knowing the swiss, i think that’s exactly what’ll happen.
From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then—in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life—was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent or the fountain,
From the red cliff or the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed my flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.