That’s what Calculus asked me today.

We’re short-staffed for the week but we have been preparing for the week for a while now, so it’s completely planned out. AssistantGirl is working the front desk during the mornings while Calculus helps in the back. After lunch it’s just AssistantGirl and me.

We have scheduled long appointments with lots of space in between so it’s actually quite a nice slow pace of work for me. Reminds me of the early days of the practice. Except without the stresses of trying to get things up and running.

We’d just finished up with our last patient before lunch when Calculus asked, “Hey, who’s that cutie?”

I followed her gaze out the window:

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Being a good dentist, I notice details like the exposed thong.

Anyway, this is one of the favorite times of the month for most of the guys in the building where I work. It’s gardening day!

But I have to take Mr. Meatloaf‘s lead here:

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  • http://kenarmstrong.blogspot.com/ ken armstrong

    Ha! Love the pie chart.. could you do one for meat loaf’s song, ‘two outta three ain’t bad’.

    Gardener’s thongs (drools like Homer)…

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  • http://www.amid.com/werd/ Rudy

    She reminded me of this Russian girl in my previous work place in Toronto. She worked in the janitorial staff, picking up the garbage from the cubicles, etc. The thing we noticed about her was she always wore thick make up and strong perfume. Yes, her clothing were also skimpy.

    She was also the talk of my group: a bunch of lonely sysadmins. That was 12 years ago.

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  • http://www.endodontics.ca Periapex

    Ken: Sorry, can’t do one for that song. Two outta three makes me sad :-) . Those gardener’s thongs must only be available at specialty stores. I’ve never seen them in our local hardware store.

    Rudy: I remember you guys back then. We were all lonely :-) . But hey, I wasn’t sad, cuz back then 2 outta 3 wasn’t bad.

  • http://randomramblingsfrome.wordpress.com/ Elissa

    LOL Love the pie chart! What a good hubby you are!

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  • http://www.endodontics.ca Periapex

    Don’t forget that it was my wife who pointed me to the window…Not sure what the intent was there.

  • abdominal watermelon-toting person

    my assistant/PC at work is very well-endowed in the back and very cute, but because her butt’s so big her jeans and scrubs never completely cover her derriere and thus the underwear is on display, usually a thong in some shade of purple. i want to say something, but i just don’t know how. personally, i find it kind of tacky, especially in the office. the whole point of a thong is to HIDE the fact that you are wearing underwear.

    how about a pie chart for everything louder than everything else (wasted youth)?

  • http://www.endodontics.ca Periapex

    You sure it’s a thong and not normal underwear? Maybe she’s just very unfortunate that way.

    Doesn’t Jack Black in School of Rock remind you of Mr. Loaf? That was a great movie.

  • http://www.symphonyoflove.net/blog BK

    Does it really take a good dentist to notice that? Hmm … I think it is with most guys :)

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  • abdominal watermelon-toting person

    no, most def it’s a thong. the jeans come down pretty low so you can see the Y-junction apparatus.

    bat outta hell 2 reminds me of my senior year in college. we threw some really wild parties at my house and the morning after we would crank up the album and clean up all the beer, puke, and cigarette butts and we just had a blast. it was awesome, wasted youth and life is a lemon are my two fave songs.

    i loved school of rock, jack black is a freak! you should also see be kind, rewind.

  • http://www.7milesdown.com trench

    your a peeping tom!! haha

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  • http://www.endodontics.ca Periapex

    trench: Hey, I was looking *out* through my own window. Tom looks *into* others’ windows.

    person: Those were the days. Now my bedtime is 10pm.

    BK: You’d make a good dentist then…

  • http://www.fragileheart.com/journal/ fragileheart

    Bending like that is so bad for her back. She should totally be bending at the knees. tsk tsk.

    She is quite hot though.

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  • http://www.endodontics.ca Periapex

    That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw her. Bad for the back. Yeah.

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